Annual Call to Conclave
Elkhart Lake Racing & 
Sipping Society
2008
Perhaps we only imagined 
it.  Maybe it was just a bad dream.  Could it be that the fabled Ken-Ev
Campground, our Road America “home” for 
some 13 summers, has truly ceased to exist?  Such was the
mindset of 
four Society stalwarts (Wisconsin Chapter, Caledonia, Mount Pleasant and Iola 
Subchapters
represented) who, this past May 17th (on the occasion of  
the SVRA Spring Vintage Weekend), eschewing
petty personal considerations and 
with only the best interests of the Society membership at heart, 
ventured,
once again, to our namesake village bent on a mission of 
investigation and discovery.  After breaking the fast
and attending to 
other, baser biological demands at Plymouth Family Restaurant, 
your valiant
representatives proceeded, with no small measure of 
apprehension, to the traditional Ken-Ev 
site.  Lo!  It
was not  imagination, nor merely a bad 
dream.  What assailed their collective perceptions were open 
and
deserted fields bereft of all evidence of human habitation save the 
bomb-proof, concrete-block necessary
house in the lower forty.  And so, 
the page had been well and truly turned on yet another chapter in 
the
glorious history of the Elkhart Lake Racing & Sipping 
Society.
After a moment of respectful silence, the assembled members 
considered their options.  Those of you who
were upright and at least 
semi-cognizant during last year’s Conclave may recall that a similar coterie 
of
members, at great expenditure of personal time and treasure, in May of 
2007, exhaustively combed the
Road America environs for an 
alternative venue.  As is now well-known to the membership, their 
search
was successful, resulting in the establishment of a new Society 
quartering tradition.  Accordingly, it was
deemed prudent by those 
present that they seek to verify that the new locus still be functional.  
Thus it was
that they segued on over to Rhine Plymouth Field & 
Stream Sportsman’s Club and found it, oh happy
day!, to be pursuing 
business as usual.  In fact, when they approached the lone camper there 
ensconced and
announced that he was occupying their site, he readily agreed 
to move his tent if that was their wish.  The
members briefly conferred 
and opined that, since they wouldn’t actually need the site until July, it would 
probably be
OK for him to temporarily stay where he was. 
      But, perhaps the most significant and 
memorable reflection upon the 2007 Conclave is the discovery of
what has to 
be Road America’s best-kept secret.  Why in the world had 
we never heard of  Schwarz’s
Supper Club, in St. Anna; 
a mere nine-mile drive from Elkhart Lake!?   They’ve only been in 
business since
1959!  To say that Schwarz’s provided us with memorable 
dining and drinking experiences is to vastly
understate the issue.  
Several of the membership have actually undertaken to escort their spouses, 
et.al., to
that bastion of consummate culinary cuisine even since the last 
Conclave!  
Your Founder salivates in anxious anticipation of 
the gustatory delights to be enjoyed this year.
   On another note, 
rumor has it that, if all goes well, and “The Dragon Lady” acquiesces, the North 
Dakota
Chapter may put in a rare appearance this year.  The 
California  Chapter (Lancaster Subchapter) has
committed to other 
endeavors and will be gracing the fair state of Wisconsin with his presence 
somewhat
later in the month to attend the Experimental Aircraft Association 
Convention in Oshkosh.  But what of the
California Chapter, San Diego 
Subchapter and Illinois Chapter, Bloomington Subchapter?  Ah, 
well.
  BE IT KNOWN, THEREFORE,  that 
the 48th ANNUAL ENCAMPMENT of  the
Elkhart Lake Racing & Sipping 
Society
shall convene at its namesake village on Friday the 
18th day of July 2008 as various members straggle in. It
is anticipated that 
THE SACRED STANDARD shall again be borne forth by its Illinois 
Chapter (Park
Ridge Subchapter) trustee, and returned to its traditional turf 
to be implanted therein and regarded with due
reverence by the loyal and 
faithful assemblage.  And, in accordance with custom and tradition, before 
the
Conclave has run its course, each member present shall cause his mark to 
be placed upon the Standard so
that it may continue to serve as an enduring 
monument to the basic tenets and fidelity of the Society.
Therefore, the 
invitation is herewith extended and the choice is yours. Lies will be told, gas 
will be passed,
and individual personality quirks will be tolerated. 
In 
anticipation of  yet another wholesome camping and racing adventure, I 
remain . . . 
James T. 
Lenzke,
Founder, Primary Instigator,
parentus 
tritatum et maxiparentus in trius immentuous 
ad infinitum et quid pro quo in 
perpetuum and Senior Consulting Chili Chef 
(ret.)