Annual Call to Conclave
Elkhart Lake Racing &
Sipping Society
2008
Perhaps we only imagined
it. Maybe it was just a bad dream. Could it be that the fabled Ken-Ev
Campground, our Road America “home” for
some 13 summers, has truly ceased to exist? Such was the
mindset of
four Society stalwarts (Wisconsin Chapter, Caledonia, Mount Pleasant and Iola
Subchapters
represented) who, this past May 17th (on the occasion of
the SVRA Spring Vintage Weekend), eschewing
petty personal considerations and
with only the best interests of the Society membership at heart,
ventured,
once again, to our namesake village bent on a mission of
investigation and discovery. After breaking the fast
and attending to
other, baser biological demands at Plymouth Family Restaurant,
your valiant
representatives proceeded, with no small measure of
apprehension, to the traditional Ken-Ev
site. Lo! It
was not imagination, nor merely a bad
dream. What assailed their collective perceptions were open
and
deserted fields bereft of all evidence of human habitation save the
bomb-proof, concrete-block necessary
house in the lower forty. And so,
the page had been well and truly turned on yet another chapter in
the
glorious history of the Elkhart Lake Racing & Sipping
Society.
After a moment of respectful silence, the assembled members
considered their options. Those of you who
were upright and at least
semi-cognizant during last year’s Conclave may recall that a similar coterie
of
members, at great expenditure of personal time and treasure, in May of
2007, exhaustively combed the
Road America environs for an
alternative venue. As is now well-known to the membership, their
search
was successful, resulting in the establishment of a new Society
quartering tradition. Accordingly, it was
deemed prudent by those
present that they seek to verify that the new locus still be functional.
Thus it was
that they segued on over to Rhine Plymouth Field &
Stream Sportsman’s Club and found it, oh happy
day!, to be pursuing
business as usual. In fact, when they approached the lone camper there
ensconced and
announced that he was occupying their site, he readily agreed
to move his tent if that was their wish. The
members briefly conferred
and opined that, since they wouldn’t actually need the site until July, it would
probably be
OK for him to temporarily stay where he was.
But, perhaps the most significant and
memorable reflection upon the 2007 Conclave is the discovery of
what has to
be Road America’s best-kept secret. Why in the world had
we never heard of Schwarz’s
Supper Club, in St. Anna;
a mere nine-mile drive from Elkhart Lake!? They’ve only been in
business since
1959! To say that Schwarz’s provided us with memorable
dining and drinking experiences is to vastly
understate the issue.
Several of the membership have actually undertaken to escort their spouses,
et.al., to
that bastion of consummate culinary cuisine even since the last
Conclave!
Your Founder salivates in anxious anticipation of
the gustatory delights to be enjoyed this year.
On another note,
rumor has it that, if all goes well, and “The Dragon Lady” acquiesces, the North
Dakota
Chapter may put in a rare appearance this year. The
California Chapter (Lancaster Subchapter) has
committed to other
endeavors and will be gracing the fair state of Wisconsin with his presence
somewhat
later in the month to attend the Experimental Aircraft Association
Convention in Oshkosh. But what of the
California Chapter, San Diego
Subchapter and Illinois Chapter, Bloomington Subchapter? Ah,
well.
BE IT KNOWN, THEREFORE, that
the 48th ANNUAL ENCAMPMENT of the
Elkhart Lake Racing & Sipping
Society
shall convene at its namesake village on Friday the
18th day of July 2008 as various members straggle in. It
is anticipated that
THE SACRED STANDARD shall again be borne forth by its Illinois
Chapter (Park
Ridge Subchapter) trustee, and returned to its traditional turf
to be implanted therein and regarded with due
reverence by the loyal and
faithful assemblage. And, in accordance with custom and tradition, before
the
Conclave has run its course, each member present shall cause his mark to
be placed upon the Standard so
that it may continue to serve as an enduring
monument to the basic tenets and fidelity of the Society.
Therefore, the
invitation is herewith extended and the choice is yours. Lies will be told, gas
will be passed,
and individual personality quirks will be tolerated.
In
anticipation of yet another wholesome camping and racing adventure, I
remain . . .
James T.
Lenzke,
Founder, Primary Instigator,
parentus
tritatum et maxiparentus in trius immentuous
ad infinitum et quid pro quo in
perpetuum and Senior Consulting Chili Chef
(ret.)